Here he comes the champion the hero of the hour
Strutting down the high street exulting in his power
Once perhaps you loved him, you admired him for his pride
You saw the other side of him When the baby cried.
Mister Punch
That's the way to do it he'll tell you with a smile
He's the kind of fellow who would fight a crocodile
Throw the baby out the window, give the wife a slog
Heres a string of sausages for strangling the dog
Mister Punch
Punch you in the belly Punch you in the face
Mr Punch is popping up all around the place
Isn't he a giggle, boys, isn't he a one?
Barrel-load of monkeys, such a load of fun!
Mr Punch
Mr Punch.
Child abuser arsonist and hypocrite and liar
To collect on the insurance he'll set the house on fire
He 's a man of principle, he doesnt feel remorse
He believes in murder but never in divorce
Mr Punch
Mister punch
Put him in the pokey, put him in the nick
Haul him into court and have him up before the beak
Find the bastard guilty and I tell you what he'll do
He'll hang the policeman and the judge and hang the hangman too
Mister punch
Mr Punch
Send him to damnation, drag him down to hell
He'll take on all the Devils there and Lucifer as well
That's the way to do it Boys That's the way to thrive
Old Nick is taking to his heels, running for his life
Mister punch
Mr Punch
1 & 2 & 3 & 4 & 5 & 6 & 7
All good children, so they say, all surely go to heaven
One potato two potato three potato four
Watch out for Mr Punch when he knocks on heavens door
Mr Punch
Mr Punch
